Nintendo Duo

Link ransacks an old man's house and tries to cook him lunch to make up for it, but he won't accept it. He also realizes the shrines would have been way easier if he'd done them in the opposite ord...

The long-awaited final part of the series in which we play "Mario Party" for NES (actually a hack of Famicom game called Soreike Anpanman). Featuring Mxy as Mario, Kez as Pink Mario, and a freaking...

Continuing the stupidest fight in Zelda history! Link sets himself on fire, freezes to death a bunch, and encounters a mysterious vanishing boar (totally not a glitch). Stupid death count: 6

I attempt to get all the gold cards on the first level of Bomberman 64 from memory, but it turns out that 1) I don't remember this game as perfectly as I thought, and 2) I suck. (Captured through ...

Brave Link drowns in poop, holds nuts, wastes arrows like a moron, and makes absolutely no progress in the game. Watch out for that cliffhanger!

Link solves exactly one puzzle, completely draining his brainpower and leading him to spend way too long trying to figure out how to use the scope/pin system. What a dumbass. Stupid death count: 2....

The adventure begins. Our brave hero picks up fruit, clubs a deformed family to death right outside their home, and gets killed by his poor stamina. Stupid death count: 1.

A pretty intense NFS online race by the Nintendo Duo, though they only ran into each other (literally) at the very end.

There's a crapload of Christmas-themed Mario romhacks. Here are the best ones (or most entertaining, anyway). Featuring: 00:09 Donkey Kong Christmas (Atari 2600) 00:23 Toad's Christmas Adventure (...

...ok, we played terribly, but we won anyway and that's what's important here. The feelgood comeback story of the year!