Real description

KingSim is a zany 8-bit political simulator where you play as a petty tyrant who's about to become The King. Arrange an orgy to celebrate your coronation, kill peasants and raise them from the dead, marry a giantess, and do many other things only The King can do. But beware, death awaits you on every corner! Oh boy, there are 120 ways to die in this game! If you're a real survivalist, you'll get access to the improved Game(+) mode for you to enjoy (if you manage to survive past day 10).

Boring description

Now it's your turn to rule your small 8-bit style kingdom. Unfortunately, our country has seen better days: the hordes from the south are about to invade, our economy and morale are pretty low, and rumors spread of assassins in town. Make decisions that count, but be cautious. You never know when you'll die.

Each decision affects the story. Trade, raise the army of undead, make alliances or execute your loyal subjects. The choice is yours. The characters remember your doings and act accordingly.

Manage resources. Balance your kingdom's Army, Food, Gold, Faith, Happiness, and Health. A wise king knows what's best.

Survive. The game has dozens of endings - a chain of wrong decisions can lead to death. Maybe next try you'll live a little longer?

Play minigames. Cut wood, mine for gold, trade on a market or win the princess in dice. Your skill can save your life.